owned by wakenut

i dunno why im writing about this but i find it slightly humorous.

Me and my good buddy **** were coming back from lunch today and a cop starts following us. The cop makes several turns after us so it’s obvious he’s following us. We get to the gate, quickly show are badges to the brave $10 an hour Wakennut.

The cop pulls up and the guard talks to him for a second, the cop backs up and drives off. We’re like “wtf” cuz **** didn’t break any laws or anything and it’s weird that we’re being pursued.

It got me thinking. Is our property like some foreign embassy or something? Can i go rape and pillage and then just run back to the sanctionary?

I mean i’ve heard of company perks but this is fucking great.

You can keep your company cars, i have a license to rape!

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