Now I rock a house party at the drop of a hat

I beat a biter down with an aluminum bat

rawr

So ive been getting a lot of feedback about the black security guard who is going to stun and kill me. I can’t wait till next week. I wish people liked me.

Everybody knows that you are insane :(.

i think im going to go to sleep. I’m tired of existing in your world.

nobody loves me, everybody hates me, think i’ll go eat pabst.
It’s great that my neighbors have been reading crackhore and bringing up things i post in real life. It’s weird, like “why are you reading my diary…that i gave you the address to…oh lol yeah i love black chicks”

Oh well,  i love black chicks but they are disgusted by crackers like me.

I’m doing it because i know it’s going to end badly and i know it’s going to make a good update. I want you all there to feel the sweet nectar of her rejecction.

I’m so ready for the rejection that i havn’t even planned out a date with her. I want to go with this default answer of “anywhere you want, anytime”. I really don’t know how to hit on black girls, this is going to end with me getting shot.

This is far from over, i’ll see her next week. Please keep reading.

You are all invited to the wedding.

Wayne, you are my best man

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