i’m not making a single new year’s resolution next year since they only seem to last for a few hours. i don’t need the extra guilt.
i’ve never done heroin so this year my new year’s resolution is going to be not to do heroin. didn’t do it last year or ever so it’s a safe bet not to shoot up.
i’m also going to not rob a bank after i’m unemployed. i’m not going to mug tourists, sell drugs or steal a car.
now i’m afraid i’m jinxing myself.
on a lighter now, i reccomend you download the futurama movie. kicks the simpson’s movie in the fase.