Month: October 2008

i am not checkers jesus

i’ve been playing checkers on pogo.com very frequently…there is something about it…just so basic about it…just all these nice computers and i use them to play fucking checkers…my username is also IAMYOURJESUS so i’m really just up there trolling people…religion is the easiest route to piss someone off..

it’s also a really great way to meet chicks…

i’m always pulling the A/S/L line…i just like to know…who is beating me in the face..i’ve been beat down by physic majors in florida, law students in jersey…but none of them compared to this one today…

i ask and they say “you first”….i tell her and she responds “14/f/idaho”….i’m exactly twice as old as this idaho farm girl…and i’ve lost 2 games in a row to her…and now normally i’d a little different but i didn’t start drinking until i lost the 2nd game to her…sigh…

this is a really weak scam

okay so i just got a msg on myspace from some chick i’ve never met before. i’m used to getting friend request from obvious bots trying to lure lonely guys into signing up to watch some cam site but this one is really weird. this one is attacking it from a really fucked up angle tho…she says her mom wants to hook up with me? she says she’s 23 on her myspace page which means her “mom” has to be at least in her early 40’s….now im only 28…do you really think this is gonna be a good hook?

i don’t know why this is stressing me out but i figure if you’re going to troll, do it right? i dunno…here’s the myspace of the chick and the message she sent me.

http://www.myspace.com/kimanywasser

Subject:

Hello…

Body:

Hey cutie, I don’t speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.

My mother is interested in chatting with you and if you click, she’d love to date. She’s not into one-night stands; she’s looking for something stable. Hope you’re fine with that. She never tried online dating, so I’m giving her a hand. The bar scene is sooo stale, although she does go out once in a while. She loves catching live performances and amateur nights, I think she’s nuts, but whatever… Her idea of a good time can be very varied, but a first date she’d take pleasure in would be simple: an Italian restaurant, conversation over a nice cup of coffee, catching a movie and maybe dancing the night away.

She’s gorgeous too! But don’t believe me… ask her for some pics if you write back. This is my account so don’t write back to this address please. Instead, please send your reply to her Email address at, mrrose475@gmail.

Bye!

circle!

Well, after a few days of fucking with it, i finally fixed crackhore’s back end so i can post again…fucking cms’s are the bane of my shitty abita filled existance.

things have been okay for me lately…sorta…lately everyday has felt like the beginning of the end, that i’m going off the deep end with each waking moment…

i need to stop drinking jack daniels every night…