cut and bleed web sitescrackhore.com – None of this is really actually happening.

I’m trying to see if i can get to page 1 in google with the title tag of fuck bitches get money but i’m not even on page 8.

I must update more.

anyway.

About fucking bitches and getting money. Lemme tell you something about the banana costume. I’m not sure where the idea even came from but i decided to be a banana for halloween. It arrives from amazon in less then 48 hours and i wear it to my friend josh’s pumpkin carving party.

I next wore it in the 6t9 parade and some point in the evening i’m drinking wine…which i spill all over the front of the banana costume. Yeah, big huge stain, so awesome haha

I next don it on the friday before halloween for a costume party at the dungeon that my friends daisy and mike invited me to. Yeah, just imagine a costume party at the dungeon…we’ll get to that later.

We of course are meeting up at flannagans for a few drinks before we head there and i arrive very early. I get a shot of jager in me and start walking around trying to find someone i know to talk to. I walk outside and almost walk into this girl. A little shorter then me, spiked short black hair, full sleeves, tattoos all the way up to her neck, lip pierced, dressed in all black. She’s startled cuz this banana comes out of no where.

now most everyone knows that i have a type…that is…her.

She is very impressed with the banana costume and wants a picture of me with her. I oblige and someone takes the pic.

now beyond popular belief, i am a fairly intelligent guy. I’m not a great programmer, not particular bright in anything but sometimes except recognizing opportunity. i see one. I tell her she has to send it to me, gotta put it on facebook, etc.

she punches in my number into her cell and sends me the pic…

cell # acquired, proceed to step 2b

eventually the next day she mentions in texts that the other really really attractive girl she is with is her girlfriend. they in town for Halloween and are friends with another friend of mine.

well, that’s okay, whatever. not like i wanted to..yeah whatever fine. i’m good at disappointment.

i keep thinking that every woman is bisexual if she’s had enough to drink and that goes both ways but i’m not probably hot enough to pull things like that off.

or maybe i am.

but i wasn’t.

haha you thought that was going to be the best crackhore update but instead it’s toad meeting 2 really hot lesbians.

now i’m sad