i was thinking, if you divided the cost of a package of toilet paper into cost per roll, then cost per sheet, you could figureout how roughly how many cents it costs to poop and wipe…would it be cheaper to shower afterwards…naw cuz then you focus in soap and time spent drying off…yeah pooping and wiping is the way to go, but i think i’d be stressed out if i knew how much it cost. would i eat different foods? drink less beer?
anyway…yeah so..think thats about that for this update.
kelly bought me a fail stamp for xmas 😀 so many uses..
i didn’t get a call denying my application but i didn’t get approval…..long story short, i pick it up monday 😀
i was heading downtown for a lunch today when i passed a scene on magazine st. some guy was laying in a stretcher next to a ladder…he obviously fell off the ladder hanging garland…must have hurt too…
kept thinking about holiday accidents and how they could be avoided if…we didn’t have holidays or religion…”wow, it’s like a sacrificial offering to baby jesus…we get up on ladders and handle lights and shit, break our fucking necks because of his..birthday”
we need more blood and bones to satisfy the christ child.
i went out to harahan today to pick it up…from a auto parts store…yeah kinda weird…he was the cheapest FFL agent in my area….i walk in and there are mounted deer heads all over the place, liked easily 2 dozen….and auto parts..
i introduce myself, he gets the box and shows it to me…it’s just as bad ass as i expected…
i fill out the paper work and he calls it in….after a few minutes of him reading my info to the person, he says “it’s pending”….which can mean a bunch of different things…everyone assures me it’s a common problem and as long as i haven’t committed any felonies or been involved in any domestic violence incidents(none that the cops have shown up for *grin*)….so it’s just a wait and see thing….
hopefully i’ll get the call tomorrow saying it’s approved or else it gets shipped back to JD in michigan 🙁
it was so painful to see it in the box and not get to hold it…as well as the 20 minute drive to harahan…mad props to billy for taking me…he came and picked me up 5 minutes after i called him and drove me out there…so funny i told him i needed to “pick something up” out in harahan, so he had no idea what i was going in to get at a auto parts place since i don’t have a car….oh well, hopefully tomorrow i will be a armed individual.
jew2jew4: did you get my email last night?
jew2jew4: did you see how she hated it all over the pillow?
ScoutMassaToad: wait what
jew2jew4: email from me, subject ‘For you’
ScoutMassaToad: oh god
ScoutMassaToad: wait wtf
jew2jew4: i was fucking her doggy style, she squirted on the pillow
ScoutMassaToad: 🙁
jew2jew4: i told her she loved it
jew2jew4: she said ‘No, that’s liquid hate’
ScoutMassaToad: god
ScoutMassaToad: wtf
jew2jew4: lol
jew2jew4: we both figured we should share the hate with you
ScoutMassaToad: yeah im about to share it on crackhore
i don’t even know how to begin to write this post so lets start with a link.
http://www.aiptactical.com/Tactical-_I.html
I finally did it, finally bought it. I talked with the guy JD, a ex marine, super fucking bad ass dude. trains swat teams, etc. i talked with him for 45 minutes, dude is a serious character. we got on the subject of politics too.
anyway, he’s putting together my gun as i type this and will be shipping it hopefully this week. words can not describe the excitement brewing inside me. practically everyone i’ve told has responded in complete horror.
im going to join the NRA when it gets here.
i’ve decided im probably just going to load it with non lethal rounds but i really want to keep some real shells on site for a potential zombie out break.
