I bought some hawaiian shirts off of ebay just because i’m getting kinda low…dunno what happened to a few of them and needed to stock up. I won 6 new ones for $34.00, awesome deal IMO.  I pay for them and then i get this message. —– Hi ******, This is ******* of *******.   I know that some of you paid […]

so one night when me and tarrance were walking around uptown and we decided to stop in at the ole buddha belly for some karaoke. details on the night are completely lost to history.  i remember singing Imagine by the Beatles by i did it A Perfect Circle style. some point in the song i took a pen out of […]

i think i’ve started answering my own questions from the previous post.  i really need to be less pessimistic about myself. there are plenty of great things about me that would attract someone that i actually consider worthy of my lofty standards for relationship material… definitely nervous, i need to relax and realize who i’m dealing with and just chill […]

fyi i’m totally sober writing this. this line will make sense a few paragraphs below. weekends are the worst when you’re a single male living in the US. your options are basically staying home or leaving the house. a or b. now when you end up leaving the house, you’re going to run into people, many of those are women. […]

i love it…stole a theme and modified it for my needs…i love it, crackhore, just behind your fence. im giving him props, he should feel special im ripping off one of his themes because im so sick and tired of the previous theme.  i figure too we need to evolve as a site to something equally as terrible. i might […]

I seem to only write on this site while i’m bitter and single.  So here we are. Facebook has become the anti crackhore, i update it constantly and need to figure out how to blend the two. Because not everyone on facebook is cleared to read this site, i can’t post on FB that i’ve reset the password, upgraded wordpress […]

Hehehe I went downtown today to geyt my haircut, worn my starfuckers shirt Kelly bought me and one of my pairs of white linen pants, so much fun having clothes… Nothing better then white linen pants and a black tshirt…..contrast for the win\n\nSo in need of some sleep, need to be early bed toad tonight, like 9 pm for real

Yay I am upsdaring depm my iPhone becasue I need practixlce with. This gAy ass keyboard is just about as gay as I thougt it would be but Imma get uses to it ror die trying. Oh well it s not really as bad as I thought I meAn dits aiutoeplacinf moat of my. Misspellings, Oh here is a cr […]

11 years ago today, a young bright eyed toad decided to register crackhore.com it’s interesting to think what i used to be like 11 years ago…pretty much the exact same as i am now, except i had youth to blame everything on. as soon as i graduate i’ll be able to do what i want. there is definetely a kind […]

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