The Lessons Of Life

For example, yesterday i learned that it is a bad idea to shave after wake and baking. Stupid one hitter. Stupid Mach 3….

Then this morning, all hungover and hungry from the night before, i wake up and remember i have to put a car up on ebay. I’m setting up the pictures, etc and i accidently include the bloody chin picture with the pictures of the car.

So i paste the ebay link to boar and a few other friends and their like “Is the picture of you bleeding supposed to be on the auction?”. I scream, hit Revise Auction, remove the bloody chin pics and learn that i shouldn’t sell cars on ebay within a hour of waking up.