toad’s guide to meeting girls from the internet

If you’re ever in a situation where you meet someone from the internet out of the blue, just follow these steps and you’ll be straight.

1) Never say “Wow i would have kept talking to you if i had known you were cute!” This is one sometimes slips out after a few drinks.

2) Do not instantly think that since you talked to you on aim that she wants to fuck you. This is only sometimes.

3) Get their phone number. Once she gives you that aim name she’ll never sign on again.

Just follow these 3 rules and you’ll be sure to make a outstanding, lasting and scarring impression on whoever you meet in real life.