how to update

this is a open letter to ian, marla or anyone else who knows me, how to update my site after i’m dead.

Step 1) Define topic. You really have only 2 topics. How girls are fucked up and no one is having sex with you. That is the easier topic. You also have the “our goverment is fucked” update, also very easy to do while drunk.

Step 2) Drink heavily while listening to mp3s. Just load anything up, get just about any kind of forty and you’ve got this step.

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