happy jesus didn’t die on the cross day

that’s right motherfuckers, jesus had 3 children with mary of bethany, also mary magdalen. He didn’t die on the cross, it was a fraud. Just because the books the Vatican says are correct doesn’t mean their right.

So to all you Templars out there, specially mah fools chilling next to a huge vault holding the Holy Grail, and to Richard Plantard, i know your dirty little secret. I also wanna pour a little of my 40 out to the Prieure de Sion out in London. When you guys take over, i want you to remember all the little folks like me, k?

So when you’re in the park smoking your hippy pot, remember what Easter is all about.

Templars and lies.