need to stop eating halcions before sunset

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hasldfhalkshdfha wesley willis is playing at the hitone in 20 mins…really wish i had $10 to go…..oh well…rent before wesley….

Today i tried to steal a fire hydrant. If you live in memphis and know a bunch of people that are really strong, it’s down cooper, kinda near peabody, next to the bridge. Those things are fucking heavy….i tried rolling it to the car but with no luck. A guy walking stares across the street as i laugh and try to drag it to the trunk. I finally give up, get in my car defeated and drive home….probably gave up at the exact right time too cuz a squad car rolled by as soon as i closed the trunk….apparently it’s a felony…

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