so this is how it begins

mix vodka and cranberry into mason jar

get in shower

put towel on curtain rod directly above drink

towel falls off curtain rod, knocking my drink over and soaking my clean towel with the fluids i wanted to soak my body with.

i say outloud to myself “so this is how it begins”

i pick up towel, drink rest of vodka in mason glass, dry my hair off with the portion of towel that isn’t soaked in smirnoff, brush teeth, comb hair, get dressed, go.