April 2004

April 26, 2004

fucking swear

i swear this site is running more like a suicidenote.txt instead of what you kids call a web log today i went to my doctor. i told him i wanted to quit drinking but i couldn’t deal with out patientness or rehab. he told me it wasn’t his profession and could refer me to someone else who specializes in “alcoholism”. […]
April 24, 2004

internet = me

after a day of bitching, complaining and screaming at timewarner, i am now back in the big party which is the internet. a good contractor, by the name of Lincoln, calls and says “hey you need some help with your cable?” he comes out, hooks me back up and we sit and talk for a bit. he gives me some […]
April 24, 2004

why isn’t toad online?

see, it’s days like this that make remember why i keep this site up. i’m laying in bed, too pissed and tired to even think about the day i have tommorow. it’s time to vent. stephen king said he used to write about murders so he wouldn’t commit them himself. and i’ll say this about that. today im enjoying a […]
April 21, 2004

late late late

late on everything, everyone angry hate everyone, still late late late late
April 21, 2004

pizza delievery guys world wide

i fucking salute you. most pizza guys are pot heads so they’re probably getting stoned as shit right now since 4/20 is about over but for the ones who don’t do drugs or drink, i tip my hat. after dealing with the attack you’ve had to deal with tonight, i hope to god there is something you can do to […]
April 17, 2004

get out of my fucking lane

a lot of people know this but i’d like to rant for a second. rush hour traffic isn’t the cause of too many cars on the road. that’s not the problem. the problem is the 25% of idiots that don’t drive enough that get in the way of the rest of us who understand what lane is for what. so […]
April 15, 2004

pods

pods own pods.com Please wait for a site operator to respond. You are now chatting with ‘Mike’ Mike: Welcome to PODS online chat service. How may I help you? you: well, i have some questions about Pods Mike: How may I assist you? you: are Pods air tight? like if i had a pod full of illegal immigrants, how long […]
April 15, 2004

job

after 4 years of freelancing i had a client offer me a salary position doing non website design work. it’s weird. im doing something else now. i know, i know, i sold out. fine. but im doing it for a reason. i realized that i don’t want to work on anyone else’s website unless i really want to. kinda like […]
April 14, 2004

pwned compusa

i got bored today after a meeting got cancelled and went did what i always do when i have time on my hands. i lwalk around home depot. after taking in all that i wanted to see, looking at the crow bars which were marked down to $4, deciding that it wasn’t quite time to replace my previous crowbar, dubed […]