beaten to death by trent reznor

Gawd, last night after a couple of pitchers ole toad got up on stage. Last night’s song murder was Closer by NIN. If trent reznor had happened to be in memphis and happened to be walking down Madison and saw this, i gurantee you he would have walked inside. First the shock, “oh whoa this is a weird coicidence, then the pain as his fist crushes my nose.

After he spits on me and leaves in disgust, i sing Aerials by System Of A Down. This was the last song of the night and i don’t really remember exactly how it went off. Valerie and Wes said it was pretty bad. Everyone’s a critic tho.

I think i’m going to hold the first annual crackhore.com karoake competition. stay tuned.