Bareback Mountain: i hate gay people, macs and marketing behind it

i’m going to sneak into a showing of brokeback mountain, run in front of the screen, shoot myself in the head after reading this update to the audience.


look i don’t hate gay people, i really don’t. I don’t hate jews or blacks either. I just can’t stand marketing. I can picture a room full of fat white business suits, all smoking cigars and drinking gin, like “okay we’re not rich enough after the passion of jesus christ, we need a new cash cow”. They spin 2 wheels, the little pointer lands on “gays”. They all laugh to themselves and say “shit, they are trying to get married, there are lots of gays in america, they have more money then kids and Christians.”. They spin the wheel next to it and it lands on “cowboys”. By now they just look down at their marketing graphs and shrug. Finally, the biggest fattest white guy there stands up, knocks crumbs off his suit and says “Gays love cowboys, lets go to the strip club.”


i know when i finally download this terrible movie, only for the there is going to be a scene with them making out in front of their ibook.