makes people nervous

Today at the deli the bartender asked me to ask Levi to stop playing “speed metal” on the juke box because it “makes people nervous during the day”. They have one of those jukeboxes that download music from the internet so we have the entire Manson catalog to choose from. Which he considers speed metal. I smile and nod and say “oh yeah okay i’ll tell him” and get my pabst. Fuck him. Juke boxes are pure capital darwinism.

If you’re sitting there eating dinner with your family and don’t like whats playing, give your 9r yr old son a dollar so you can eat your sandwich without hearing “TIME FOR CAKE AND SODOMY”. Im so sick of player haters. Levi is about to go to Iraq, let him listen to some fucking Manson while he plays pool. I don’t care if some uptight cooper young family or couple is “nervous”, they’re not going to be getting shot at. Those are the same people with support our troops sticker on their SUV and say how proud they are for being american.

BEING AMERICAN MEANS IF YOU HAVE MONEY, YOU CAN CHOOSE TO DROP MONEY IN A JUKEBOX AND CHOOSE WHAT TO LISTEN TO, GOT IT?

Jukeboxes are the most democratic thing in the world.