November 2006

wow, i felt such price putting my LA license plate in the back of my undercover cop car. As i was walking out of the title place with my plate the guy said “yah i bet your surveillance vehicle has some stories to tell”. I turn to him totally straight faced and say “yah it’s funny how the survaillancer becomes […]

So im in a meeting the other day when i get a phone call from the car title place im getting my license plate from. I politely excuse myself and walk out to the hallway. “Mr ***, we’ve ran across a problem with you’re car that we’ve never seen before.” I think there is a time when that would have […]

So i’m thinking today about the iraq insurgency and i came up with a wonderful little plan that i’m positive will work. We take a page from history, in honor of Thanksgiving, and give all the Sunni and Shiite rebels land for casinos and outlaw gambling in Iraq. This will obviously work because deep down inside everyone is guilty of […]

You play for the new orleans saints. Plz throw the football to them instead of the other team. Aim for guys wearing black and gold. They are on your team. They want to catch it. Just throw it to them. Love, crackhore.com

So this saturday i woke up at 6am and rode the free bus to baton rouge to go to the police auction. On the bus ride up there Dickie gave me some good advice on how to purchase cars at a police auction. You give your driver’s license to the old scary woman, she gives you a key to go […]

So i was at work today in the bathroom reading cnn.com on my cellphone like i normally do. Whenever i connect and see BREAKING NEWS in all caps at the top of the page, i get a little excited. Something has happened! Something that might affect me! Terrorism! Big accident! Newp, Brittany is getting divorced. Glad i dropped the toliet […]

So the other night i went out to eat with Wes. He was showing me his new Ipod, telling me how great it was, etc. I came home all drunk, loaded up apple.com and bought one. I guess i’m bi now. I feel a lot better now that i’ve talked about it. I feel like such a hypocrite tho. Don’t […]

I’ve been decorating my cube more heavily lately. Since i spend more time there then i do my apartment, i figure it should look as much like my apartment as possible. Note the palm tree rug, stolen signs and beef jerky.