March 2007

if she’s working today, i shaved, everything. look wonderful.

I beat a biter down with an aluminum bat rawr So ive been getting a lot of feedback about the black security guard who is going to stun and kill me. I can’t wait till next week. I wish people liked me. Everybody knows that you are insane :(. i think im going to go to sleep. I’m tired of […]

so one of my best friends at the MIC is leaving. he’s from memphis and we’ve had a brotherly bond since i met him. we all went out to eat. we get on the topic of the security guard that i’m in love with. (read above, i still havn’t hit on her, im a pussy, i know). One of my […]

So last week she took off friday so there was no chance to hit on my security guard. She was there today and i start loling hard, like badge shaking in my hand. I’m going to try again tomorrow. It’ll be great when the CNN commentors are reading parts of the “crackhore terrorist” who was shot recently 🙁 im going […]

One year ago today i met Lauren. I was walking up Magazine and she was sitting there with the rest of her gutter punk friends when she asked me for a can of beer. Who knew 1 year later i would still be in love with her. You were wild, where are you nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww lol 🙁 god Oh well. If […]

so tomorrow im going to ask out the security guard at work. everyday she flirts. or in my mind she does. now normally i don’t hit on black girls, well, never before, but i’m sure it’s a lot like picking up white girls on aim. Even if she has a boyfriend, you have to just do things because you feel […]

I really think it might be time to move out to the woods. I have shown time and time again that i am not fit to live in this world. Marla and i need to get a tent, a generator and a attenna for my cellular card. That’s the answer.

so i’ve noticed a lack of updates on my part. The ebb and flow of crackhore continues. I go through these phases of going out drinking and not writing, then get angry at how much money i’ve spent and stay home and write. Then sitting at home writing makes me so mad that i go out and drink. Last night […]

ScoutMassaToad: fucking shit storm ScoutMassaToad: storm of shit MahBizNizzle:  what shit storm? ScoutMassaToad: haha just scrolling through my emails MahBizNizzle:  ah ScoutMassaToad: it’s like they have just started hitting a bee’s nest with swords ScoutMassaToad: and all the angry bees come out and say they already paid their honey and they won’t give anymore ScoutMassaToad: winnie the toad is stuffing […]