yuppie fucking shit

it’s so comfortable too. almost tool comfortable. and it’s new. there is no seed, farts or anything. new. every single fart and…well nevermind, is going to be mine. it sucks typing this from my old faithful camping chair.

It’s been almost 9 months since ive had anything but the chair and now i’m terrified to leave it. I think it’ll take a few nights of passing out drunk and wasted on sleeping pills to really make it “mine”.

i really feel like a total fag writing on my site about how great it is to get furniture. Then i scroll down and read and remember.