im taking self loathing to a whole other level

It’s been a bad day in my life…business wise….ready to come home and relax….

My waterheater decides to piss all over my apartment. It floods my bedroom with about a half a inch of water, coming dangerously close to my expensive inflatable air mattress bed.

I decide to take marla for a walk. I’m very stressed out…having problems with a apartment that you’re trying to get your deposit back 20 days before you move out…sucks…..anyway…i’m talking to myself a little more then usual when i see this incredible hot girl out of no where. wearing these tight pants, really cute short hair…has a empty martini glass….
she’s walking this little pitbull puppy and catches me staring with my jaw dropped. she drops her leash and the puppy runs over to me and marla. i grab the leash and pull the dog out of the oncoming traffic and hand it to her. she walks off to the other side the street and we continue walking. there is like a full minute where i should have introduced myself and asked if she lived around here. yet i don’t. i just stare.

i watch her walk into a house down the street. why didn’t i talk to her….i mean dropping the leash…come on….god i hate myself, opening another beer….