hooremba

so i just bought a roomba off of woot.com. I’m so excited, i can’t wait to sit here loaded watching my roomba sweep up marla hair. i’ve always wanted one of these things, can’t wait to see if it really works….

so afraid im going to come home one day from work to find the thing on it’s back with marla tearing out it’s poor roomba guts. i figure a few monitored sessions with marla and the roomba should make sure it doesn’t get molested.

woot.com is the most evil site ever….i sat all day with vincent and minh egging me on, saying “come on dude, you’ve been waiting for a roomba to come up on woot, just get it”. All day im bitching about how i’m kinda short on cash after my Target spending orgy yesterday. I just really want to see how well it works. I spend way too much time vacuuming up fucking dog hair….if i can get a little robot to do it then okay.