calling to verify some charges

i just got a phone call from my bank to verify some charges on my account. the really ignorant sounding woman asks me if i’ve made a 35 cent charge a few minutes ago on my account. i say yeah that’s cool, she moves down my list of transactions, “did you just spend $11 at a dakuri, duhkuri, im not sure how to pronouce this”. I start laughing and say DAIQUIRI, DAIQUIRI SHOP. she’s like “is that french?”

i have to put the phone down after this because it’s just too much. she mispronounces another 4 business names and at this point i’m opening up the crackhore admin window.