May 2008

May 30, 2008

coffee and pink floyd

if you should go browsing, on the thin ice of my sites, dragging you behind, the crappy code, of a million beer stained sites…don’t be surprised when a bug in wordpress appears under your design…you slip out of your hawaiian and out of your camo, with your code flowing out behind you as you fall through the ice!!$@#@#$%@#$!#$!@
May 21, 2008

mary is wonderful

mary saw my post a few months ago seeking camo pants and gave me like a dozen pairs. her brother was in the marines so a lot of them are still startchy, which is really weird. i feel this weird sense of calm knowing that i don’t have to do laundry until the maids come back next week. fresh camo […]
May 16, 2008

hmmm

so this was one of those days. i started drinking a little earlier then usual for a few reasons im not going to go into. i manage through the first meeting with lots and lots of coffee, then start mixing stuff into the coffee….i come home, freak out for a while….i get little or a whole bunch done work wise…kelly […]
May 12, 2008

stand up next to a web site

chop it down with the side of my hand… i never knew how great it would be to have a digital video camera…it’s so versatile in my life…i can use it to create videos for clients and post them on their web site and you tube and then later that night i can use it to record my own porn. […]
May 7, 2008

chargin!

May 7, 2008

just like mommy

May 5, 2008

when i die

i think about it a lot…after the funeral…everyone just kinda hanging, having a drink or two, cuz that’s what toad would want… then i start to think about what everyone is going to be saying. thats the part i’m not sure if i like…it’s hard to not speak ill of the dead, almost seems natural….he drove too recklessly, he drank […]
May 1, 2008

gangsta

May 1, 2008

:D

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