July 2008

we saw this a few months ago in Lafiette LA…they sold liquor there too so you could go in, get some rims, some fried chicken, a bottle of jager, some beer and have the best afternoon ever.

5:22 AM 7/17/2008 welp ive managed to wake up in time and make it to the airport. i left kelly’s apartment at 4am, awoken to the “barking dogs” ring tone which i have now am in complete love with, as well as kelly. when i woke up i knocked over a box of crayons and a flashlight, quickly destroying the […]

They’re starting to open up the sky, they’re starting to reach down through. It feels like we’re living in that split second of a car crash. And time is slowing down, and if we’d only had a little more time than this, I’ll just hold your hand. Do you remember the time we…? And all the times we…? And should […]

i decided im going to start making content for this site again. it’s so hot in new orleans right now that i’ve confined myself to the apartment during the day…it’s so bad that you really have to micromanage shade…like if you have to be outside it’s a game of keeping out of direct contact. but you still have the 70% […]

Wow…..i never thought i’d be writing this update…10 years…a entire decade of of nonsense…it’s funny to think about how this site has changed over last…decade…how we have both changed….it’s kinda sad actually how i used to just work on this site 24/7…the daily updates and adventures, most of which have been lost in a mixture of server and self failures…. […]

i sent stephanie(my new assistant) to walmart today…she said it was going well until one walmart employee threw bleach in face of another walmart employee over some work related dispute. stephanie said all chaos broke loose, employees abandoning cash registers running to their fallen soldier. 15 squad cars show up, police storm the place and capture the crazed walmart employee. […]

Imagine there’s no Internet It’s easy if you try No fiber below us Above us only sky Imagine all the people Living for IRL. Imagine there’s no email It isn’t hard to do Nothing to reply or archive for And no word docs too Imagine all the people Living life in peace You may say that I’m a reseller But […]