probably gonna leave this one alone

I’ve been hunting quite a bit lately…i’m very adept at finding out a lot of information about a chick with just a keyboard and mouse…i found one girl on hotornot, then found her again on myspace when i saw this in her profile. From time time to time i post my little finds…i’m not sure if i should even post a link to her myspace or hotornot page…or aim name…it would be kinda funny to unleash crackhore on this poor girl. Welp ijust enabled myself.

I honestly think that about me bio “paragraph” is one of the greatest things i’ve seen on the internet. I want to hang it on the fridge as a testament to what the world has become.

Dear n00bz, – child of the myspace generation
if I could i’d blow the world up. -then where would you live, huh? think about that
Number one, I really love my boyfriend. -i’m sure he’s swell
My town sucks so badly.  -i’m sure it does, you’re so much better then all of them
I have a bestfriend named Paul Morales. -okay back to the boyfriend again
DON’T PRETEND TO BE SOMETHING YOUR NOT. -what if you don’t know what you are…
I’m deffinatly not perfect. -yah we were picking up on that
I do smoke and drink. -congrats
Serial killers, torturers, anti-christs are my life. -there is only one antichrist, not several
Music keeps me alive. -everyone likes music the same, no one likes it more then anyone else
Art school occupies most of my time. -fucking hate rich kids
Meat is murder! -and murder tastes great
I do whatever I can for animals, -anything? 😀
I go to protests against places of animal cruelty. -get a job
I can’t stand people who try to be me.  -people try to be you…i want references
I know how to have a goooood time. -yes
My friends are pretty chill.  -bet they are great
DON’T BE ALL CLINGY AND OBSESSIVE. -that won’t be tough
If I wake up before noon i’m a zombie. -i fucking hate art school students
I’m trying my hardest not to fuck up this year, -i hope you fail and die
but who knows how that’s gonna turn out. -bad
I don’t like stalkers, die. –
Shutup cunt i’ll cut your tongue, -………
back down bitch your fucking done. -yup only one line left
Weeee life is fun ^_^-i wonder how long it took her to write this

Her aim name is M3lissaIns0mniac

I’ll probably have her phone number in a few more google searches.

I figure as soon as i submit, everyone will slowly start msging her and saying shit. But i say let’s do this a little differently.  If you msg her, please update your site with what you find out about her. I’m totally fascinated with her, like watching a train wreck in super slow motion. Box cars just spilling out everywhere.