enterprise ftw

I like getting drunk and writing letters to faceless corporations when one of their local managers really hooks me up. I’ve done this with the dude who helped me put on a air filter at Autozone in the pouring rain at 11pm, etc. I also write vengeful letters when i feel i am crossed but mostly they are to help someone at a shitty job get something in their folder that says they are a good employee.

From: jesus@crackhore.com

To: sales@enterprise.com

i’m not usually the letter writing type. I’m a 25 year old freelance webdesigner who recently has been traveling to new orleans to pick up customers from company which lost their data center in the storm. This means lots of driving to random parts of new orleans to meet these new clients. I’m a Cancer and really don’t like leaving my apartment but i love new orleans and want to eventually move there so traveling down there is worth the time and expense. The first time i went down and just took cabs everywhere. This was obviously not the right choice and it’s also a lot more difficult to write off cash for cabs on taxes.

The second time i came down there i got a car from you guys based off my friend’s advice. Now I have mastered having you pick me up from the train station, getting my car and going about my day. What really sold me on you guys was the Sunday i left. I had to return my car to the Airport location since the Barone street location was closed on sunday. This kinda sucked. I get there and they say they can’t take me to the train station since it’s way outside of their range. I understand this, we’re all the way in Kenner. The woman who took the car said the shuttle would take me to the airport where i could get a cab. It would have been at least $45 after tip to take a cab from the airport to the train station. I walk in and ask what looks like a manager if there is anyway they could make a exception. I don’t know if they were just slow that day or if he’s just a great manager but he had one of his people drive me to the train station.
If i hadn’t been in such a hurry i would have got a card from him so i could drop his name in this but even if this was a direct violation of the enterprise policy, it was still great you stuck to your “we’ll pick you up” slogan. Please thank the manager at the new orleans airport location for saving me a expensive cab ride. I’ll be in New Orleans again tomorrow and will going with you guys again.