So i’m thinking today about the iraq insurgency and i came up with a wonderful little plan that i’m positive will work. We take a page from history, in honor of Thanksgiving, and give all the Sunni and Shiite rebels land for casinos and outlaw gambling in Iraq.
This will obviously work because deep down inside everyone is guilty of greed. Sure it make take a few generations and a few trail of tears but sooner or later these silly Muslims will realize that the only way to attack at the Zionist heart is to steal our money with “loose slots” and buffets.
I’ll take my Nobel peace prize now or you can just mail it to me.