Last sunday i was on my way to Melange for more beer finishing my drink from the previous bar. I park, finish the last gulp of whiskey, get out of my car, walk roughly 5 feet, fall to one knee and empty my stomach all over myself. I find this hilarious, seeing the peanuts from the last bar, mixed in with the whiskey and beer, all over myself.
The half of dozen people who were walking into Melange who witnessed this think it’s even more funny.
I walk back to my car, drive to Circle K and buy a 40 and go home.