the sad symphony of life

i was very disappointed in the lack of expression as the lady at Target scanned my 3 bottles of generic unisom and beef jerky. A glance up, anything. But nothing.

Gonna buy 4 bottles next time i go and see if that’s the magic number for a response. I wonder if someday so many people will be addicted to these they will have to start putting them behind lock and key.

I think i’m going to call the Pfizer hotline and ask them a bunch of questions about my favorite blue little pills. That sounds like a fun 4am activity.