breaking the first rule of crackhore

Rule #1: do not update about things you have done which may anger your girlfriend without calling her first.

Okay, yesterday Swede pasted me a forum post from disco productions, a forum in new orleans for "electronic music parties", etc.  A girl in new orleans who is working for voodoofest, which was in new orleans and will now be in Memphis made a thread. 

 She needs a place to stay because the festival isn’t provoding hotels for people working the festival.

I think, well shit, i have a couch.  A pink couch, in my kitchen, but still a couch.   She might be able get me VIP tickets.  What do i have to lose to ask her?  It’s always good to help people, right?  Anyway I email her and try to explain who i am, offer her the couch.

She messages me on aim the next day and is curious to how i found her post.  I try to explain that i don’t post on the board but have many friends on the forum that would most likely vouch for my couch.

 She makes the thread and of course, all my new orleans friends are like "omg toad lol yeah he owns".  Well not really, but they don’t say i’m a serial killer.

So we’re talking on aim and i’m already making huge social mistakes.  She asks if i live alone, yup.  Oh, my girlfriend who lives with me on the weekends.  Will she be okay with this?

 I respond "Depends on how cute you are".

Oh well, hopefully this story will end in toad giving trent reznor a crackhore koozie at voodoofest and not "25 year old webdesigner found dead of stab wound, valerie wanted for questioning".

 update: valerie doesn’t seem to angry for me inviting random internet people to my house.  Or she’s acting okay and will kill me in the next few weeks.