March 2006

March 27, 2006

the first step is to admit you have a problem

i went out drinking last night. I brought along the concealed weapons badge. Im flashing it at the gas station when i pull out my credit card to buy my dinner of beer and beef jerky. They can’t read what it says, they just see the badge. Now nothing scares black people more then a really young, drunk, white cop. […]
March 26, 2006

odds in your favor

Eric and Mary too me to a birthday party last night. We got there around 9 and i slowly realized that i was one of few straight men there. Eric says thats good for me. Normally i would agree but gay men dress so much better then straight men, therefore i was a natural disadvantage. It’s weird how antisocial ive […]
March 26, 2006

jesus hates you

he does. he told me. lonliness is not a phase, field of hate is where i graze. yup…….this is your new life. I forget sometimes how i have zero game without crackhore. Unless i can quickly reference my life to someone then i’m just another drunk asshole. Google is the mark of the beast. i went to a house party […]
March 24, 2006

insert song lyric or “ugh”

insert boring ranting about being hungover more content about drinking the night before. drinking, drinking, drinking. content about how depressed i am. content thanking people who have helped my lame ass. drugs, drugs, drinking, drugs, content about strangers i met i while drunk
March 24, 2006

i don’t usually post links

but this is fucking great  http://northmemphis.ytmnd.com/
March 23, 2006

March 21st 2006 – Marla enters her first liquor store.

 Around 9Pm I’m so fucking depressed and bored and whatever that it’s time to walk out into the cold…probably with a fever, to the liquor store. I walk there and I tie her up outside. They’re like “hey man, dogs can come in, it’s cool”. I go untie her, bring her in, buy gin and walk home listening to Black Sabbath. […]
March 23, 2006

ooooooo these sour times

CUZ NOBODY LOVES ME IT’S TRUE NOT LIKE YOU DO
March 19, 2006

New Orleans

New Orleans Business Trip 1(Click For Pics) Alright, lets start in the beginning, which is a good place to start. I went to New Orleans last week to meet with some new clients who for some weird reason, want the toad to make their site.  I ride down there with Merritt and her mother. Merritt is one of those people […]
March 7, 2006

tv interview

This was taken while i was interviewed by channel 5 at the Bush protest last year. You gotta love the hacker hat and the hoody with that sign. I wish she had got a pic of me where i was pointing at the camera and getting all furious. Picture by merritt.   Â