August 2002

August 31, 2002

Bor-Fucking-ed

I swear the only thing to do in this fucking city on Friday is get drunk or high. I have neither drugs or alcohol either. I’m about to go to Tracks out of total fucking boredom. Last night i was searching images.google.com for “drunk” and looking at other people’s drunk pics for a change. It’s crazy how many millions of […]
August 28, 2002

Yah, games usually last about 9 innings.

Last night i witnessed Redbird’s history. At 1am when the video screen informed us that we were attending the longest lasting baseball game in Autozone Park history, i felt a little warm and fuzzy. I don’t really like baseball. I collected baseball cards like a fanatic as a child, which seems like just a obsession in a small form, like […]
August 26, 2002

PAYMENT ARRANGEMENTS ARE A PRIVILEGE! NOT A RIGHT!

This credit company is really pissed about me not paying Bellsouth 7 fucking dollars. God, life is too short to worry about 7 fucking dollars. Faggots. It rules cuz i cancelled my phone so the creditors can't call me to ask me for money. Somehow they finally got my cellphone and i just said “i already paid it, go fuck […]
August 26, 2002

Old School Sunday Strikes Again

We get our first drinks and we see the girl. But it's a guy. In a dress. At the 97% black K107 Jams Old School Sunday night. We called him over and started talking to him. Turns out he's making a website about his journey to America. We exchange aim names and url's, buy him a Jack and Coke and […]
August 26, 2002

Ddfuckadrunk

god, i hope chad made the drive home okay because he has all the pics from last night on his camera teaser66: drinks, ohhhh wait, ian’s bartending now isnt he oldschoolsundayTOAD: ian was the white dude? ugh, drank at hardrock, home now yay gonna throw up
August 25, 2002

Wes Passed Out Again

August 23, 2002

Melange drunkeness…

I have no idea who's ass that is, if you know please mail me.
August 22, 2002

I didn't think it was real

The owner thought i was a little strange for taking a picture of it and laughing out loud but he can go fuck himself. Check this shit out.
August 22, 2002

Technology @ Work

Technology at work: Toad putting in a tracking number at UPS.com to see that his camera battery is OUT FOR DELIVERY. He instantly turns down the Tori, gets up to see if the UPS man left him a note on the door. From past experiences he learned he cannot hear anyone knock on the door with music playing, so he […]