September 2002

September 27, 2002

morning

another great and productive friday….starting at 4pm…..missed a fedex package that was supposed to be delievered….cellphone decided to turn itself off so i have 2 voicemails…yay voicemails from my dad asking why i decided to sleep all day instead of work…. must resist urge to reply “was really tired from a long day of drinking”…
September 27, 2002

The Jim Story.

I've got this friend named Jim……he is now referred to as Evil Jim. Because he is now evil…. The night in question was a thursday the friday anteceding the thursday in question would be jim's 25th birthday. jim was off work for that friday. Jim, jim's roommate, jim's fiancee (now wife) and jim's friend carl went out to celebrate. Carl […]
September 27, 2002

another test

almost got it…
September 27, 2002

a test of the emergency cracktoad system

slowly plowing through, site will be up soon…this is sorta a test…but not really…
September 24, 2002

The Strip Club Update

*foreward* The whole time i’ve writing this hilarious night i’ve really pondered if this should actually go up. I think censorship is one of the worst things, next to SUV’s, that this world has been plagued with. Self censorship is the worst version of censorship because you can actually take steps to avoid it. I wanted to accurately portray this […]
September 23, 2002

JUST LIKE A PRAYER! YOUR VOICE CAN TAKE ME THERE!

Well, i woke up at 4pm today. Naked in bed, boots, clothes and wallet on the floor. Cellphone in the ashtray next to my bed. Still drunk. I rolled over and Marla is laying next to me and i suddenly start laughing as i remember what happened last night. It all started at Cafe Espresso and Tindal And Tonics. Still […]
September 22, 2002

Swimming With Dogs

September 21, 2002

Public Intoxication at El Porton

It was a beautiful day but after a while we noticed we were the only people sitting on the porch anymore. Our table's loud screaming, blatant disregard to the rest of the people around us, soon got us a visit from the waitress. She said the table next to us wanted them to call the cops. The waitress said she […]
September 21, 2002

51% of the earth’s population is female

Come on, just one chick. I don’t care what country she lives in, just one sweet little bisexual exhibitionist. I spend my life at computers, constantly connected to aim. Yet i only have a handful of girls, most of which are happily dating their boyfriends and can’t post nude pics of themselves, visit me for sex, etc, etc….. 51% is […]