February 10, 2003
went to kroger today…bought a 40 of icehouse, some hair dye, 2 bags of shivered almonds and some yogurt. lady at the register was like “someone is having a fun evening”. After i handed her my gestapo kroger plus card, i told her that it was going to be a fun afternoon. and it has…
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February 10, 2003
i decided i don’t need a girlfriend. i got one the second i adopted marla from the pound. marla has taken on just about all the aspects of girlfriends ive had in the past. tonight marla and i showed up at john’s house for some beer and Oz. Marla runs around, eats their dog’s food, drinks there water, takes one […]
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February 10, 2003
cuz he is too drunk to see the screen. Ugh everyone who asks me about this weekend just gets a sentence or two about seeing a bunch of teenagers naked and not having sex with any of them. like i can’t even start to describe the weirdness of last night. the ninja skillz of this morning, sneaking into her bedroom […]
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February 9, 2003
hmm going to a party with a bunch of underage girls ian said im kicking it R Kelly style. can’t decide if i should bring camera or not
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February 8, 2003
that was so awesome@#$@# ive been trying to teach marla how to close the backdoor on command. This way i can let her out, leave the door kinda cracked, she can push the door open and come in. But when it’s fucking 20 degrees outside and your freezing your ass off cuz you can’t get up from your game cuz […]
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February 8, 2003
hmmm this is how a lot of my dates go….i go over to house, she cooks, we drink, i’m charming, she falls asleep, i finish the rest of the bottle of wine while she’s asleep in her bed. i load up the java aim, download 2-3 mp3s to listen to while finishing the wine, talk on aim, update my site […]
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February 7, 2003
February 7, 2003
ian: don’t you think you should stop smoking while sick? toad: yeah i think theres a lot of things i should stop doing while sick
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February 6, 2003
No matter how formidable people may be in real life, the moment they try to mess with ScoutMasterToad, they are sure to get the horns.
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