February 2003

feel…so…terrible….alcohol…breaking body into pieces….

last night in a drunken stupor, i asked 6 girls on my aim list what position they masturbate in…..i’ve decided girls arn’t as kinky as guys are…or as i am….oh well, since the whole female species, except for a few aim windows, despises me, this shall not be a problem *wink* ian’s fight is tonight. hope he doesn’t get hurt […]

i had a girl ask me today why i smoked so much pot…. on the drive to work i was just driving along as usual, through the fucking Mound and this dog runs out in front of me. I shift down to third and start making this “move out of the way motion with my arm” and laughing. then i […]

Usually i try to break up my aim vacations into day by day accounts of what happened but this one is kinda tough. Every night i consumed as much alcohol as i could until sleep took it's grasp so trying to remember what each day consisted of….so i'm gonna kinda freestyle it, just try to cram every bit of every […]

oXMEPHXo: I get a lot of clients from strange places, probelm is most of the fucks can’t pay dick SCOUTmasterTOAD: hmm SCOUTmasterTOAD: well SCOUTmasterTOAD: welcome to freelancing SCOUTmasterTOAD: i deal html like i deal drugs now oXMEPHXo: haha SCOUTmasterTOAD: you can get a fix nigga, but you gotta fucking pay oXMEPHXo: dude I had a chick want a site that […]

Last night, after a really bizzare day, i convince a girl from aim, who i've met once in real life, to meet me at Neils for a little karoke fun. I arrive, already drunk from…that afternoon and polish off a few beers until she gets there. I put in my songs, Caught A Light Sneeze and some Cats In The […]

someone to hear your prayers someone who cares your own, personal, lawyer….. someone to get you out of tickets, someone who is there……… 5mph court in…ugh 5 hours…irony in a shot glass…..feeling alone when i’m all alone….god, need to update tommorow, after i post bail………