pop quiz hot shot, you’re cable modem is proper fucked and you have 2 websites that have to be uploaded in the next 10 minutes.
shoot the hostage!
my hungover, tired and all around pissed off self, copies the files to the laptop, grabs sek’s attenna and get in the car. I drive around until i find a open network, release, renew, back up on the net.
Upload files, call client, he gets a good laugh, i get a weird look from a lady walking her dog and the world is safe for democracy again.