June 2003

I washed down the downpayment for the website, a Halcion, with one of those big Heineken's. I put on Wes's swimsuit, which was a little tight in the crotch, no offense to Wes, and proceded to pull drunk/luded moves off the diving board. They give me the rest of the downpayment, making me promise i don't eat them until i'm […]

BigBabyOwlJesus: 3 beers at jillians a black and tan n fish and chips at dan mcguinness then countless cherry bombs and pucker shots then a double shot 190 octane then more pucker shots and 5 shots of jack and a heineken, i even threw up all over myself at one point, ha i was walking through peabody place with a […]

It’s been 365 days. I’ve deleted most of this post just to try to stay un melodramitic(sp). All i should say is what i did today. I woke up, worked as much as i could and got drunk, typed out many paragraphs of depressing diatrab(sp), deleted it and hopefully went to bed

god, my neighbers dog is barking, thus invoking a great orchestra of barking dogs on my entire goddamn street. i’m up anyway working but the principle of these random neighberhood dogs that roam up and down the street annoying other people’s dogs. god why am i updating about these goddamn dogs. i went outside a second ago and saw someone […]

was laying in bed trying to sleep when i hear ian barge in at 6 am with some anonymous girl. ian wakes me up, alex who is on the couch is totally awake. we all argue and figure and it’s decided that theres going to be a drinking constest at noon when we wake ian up. so now im in […]

Meathead is this huge speciman of a black man that works security at Hardrock on old school sundays. About a year ago, i was all drunk and tackled Meathead when Ian and the rest of the Hardrock crew convinced it would be funny. I tackle the wrong guy, they were telling me to tackle the small guy next to him […]

hehe i love explaining my failures at flirting on my site. I guess since im young i still can have a sense of humor about failed attemps at getting numbers at bars. Wait till i get older. Anyway, i walk up to the bar to get a drink and random girl of decent beauty starts talking to me. I sit […]

i’ve been spending a lot of time setting up this thing im doing now and i havn’t spent time wiht my favorite litlte project crackrhore.com recetnly crackhore has begun a gurrila warfare tattic of selling/giving away as many shirts and sticikers as possibls.they are showing up at bars that you go to now as i type this. nothing can stop […]