June 13, 2003
i admit a lot of drinking and driving and im sure all my viewers worry about me almost as much as my own family does. maybe even more 🙂 But i don’t think drinking and driving is any worse then most of the shit doctors prescribe to people anyway anyway, i was driving down the interstate today about to open […]
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June 12, 2003
scoutMASTERtoad: some weekend imma flip out and eat a bunch of meth and stay up for 3 days setting shit up like that, sleep for a day then wake up and bask in the glory of my web empire i created all cracked out on speed and blaring aphix twin MahBizNizzle: and then it all began scoutMASTERtoad: haha MahBizNizzle: the […]
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June 12, 2003
Dunno what happened to the picture, took several….stupid beer…stupid muscle relaxers…i think that night ended at 6:30 the next morning, driving home from…*shudder* Printers, riding with my roommate who is screaming things at joggers as we pass them on the way home. Ugh, worst part was that was a Tuesday morning…
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June 11, 2003
Thats why almost everything i do, all day long, is just to tire me out so i can go back to bed. Sleep, mmmm, i smile just thinking about it. Like everyone can relate, one more hit of the snooze bar, a few more minutes in perfect bliss, numb to everything, ego completely absent. I laid in bed this morning […]
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June 11, 2003
since my redesign and confusing layout, im sure i have the lowest viewers ever. i guess since this is the slow decline of my site, i’d like to give my own eulogy. if that’s okay with all of you. hmm, crackhore.com started so long ago, my little outlet to rant and rave. So many drunk drives home, so many drunk […]
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June 8, 2003
go over to my new friend dave’s house. he has a bar, fully stocked with liquor, hands me some shrooms and a pipe full of dank and said “catch up man” The vodka i found in the bar and the Faygo i mixed with it helped me catch up immediately. Vodka, Faygo and mushroom. I’m still having trouble typing and […]
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June 6, 2003
god i get a phone call from market solutions in florida. They ask me if they can ask me a few questions about my banking and financial planning. It being 6pm and already on my 2nd drink, i exclaim “sure!” I alt tab to winamp, load up The Beautiful People and put it on repeat. He starts asking me yes […]
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June 5, 2003
haha last night andy george noticed the crackhore shirts in the back of my car. He asks if he can have one, i sigh and give him one and tell him he owes me $10 for it. Later that night when i pick him up to head to the bar, he’s blazing his new crackhore shirt proudly. We roll in, […]
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June 5, 2003
hmm gave a crackhore.com shirt to andy george about 3 hours ago…he’s already sold 2 shirts and has committed to not taking the shirt off until he sells at least 12….buy that shit now, it’s about to be out the door it’s 4:15am..fuck all of you
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