October 22, 2003
I was coming home after picking up Valerie around…5:30pm today and we see this tall black dude in a red shirt with a huge medallion around his neck. He’s just standing there, making eye contact with each car that comes by. We’re also on the other side of the tracks on Southern so you can only take one guess why […]
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October 21, 2003
Last night at the Blue Monkey, i was relaxing with friends and watching the game. Also shooting massive amounts of alcohol. My friend who happens to be in the Memphis Police Department, we’ll call him Sid, decides that he’s gonna get me drunk since i fixed his computer. 2 extra special Jack And Cokes, 4 beers and i think 3 […]
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October 21, 2003
Last sunday i was on my way to Melange for more beer finishing my drink from the previous bar. I park, finish the last gulp of whiskey, get out of my car, walk roughly 5 feet, fall to one knee and empty my stomach all over myself. I find this hilarious, seeing the peanuts from the last bar, mixed in […]
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October 20, 2003
i think im pretty sure what they mean by complete and total madness. i really need to quit drinking. i’ve decided alcohol isn’t really a addiction. It’s more of like a sport or hobby. That you do constantly. i want people to remember me for washing down vitamins with beer. it’s the ultimate contradiction. i had a really great cheeseburger […]
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October 14, 2003
i havn’t updated too much lately since life has gotten fairly busy with the binge drinking, work and sleep. Sunday i wake up around 2pm, with a hangover of Biblical, im talking one of those puking when you drink water the next day, hangovers. I comes in, just as hungover as i was. He says “you know what today is […]
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October 10, 2003
tonight i was buying beer and cigerettes at a local Circle K and i gave the cashier and the 2 people in line with me a crackhore.com sticker. then as i was stumbling back to my car a guy who claimed his name was Michael asked me for a dollar for a beer. if he had said it was for […]
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October 10, 2003
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=679629 The thing I hate most about the Taco Bell drive through is the voice that comes on and says “Welcome to Taco Bell, would you like to try a Grilled Stuffed Drunk Chiauhua with the Runs Burritodilla today?”, then you say “No, just give me a Chicken Quesadilla with red sauce, two tacos, and a Mt. Dew”, and then […]
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