March 2005

i gotta stop playing warcraft so fucking much

Channel 5, Bush Protest. I’m the guy with the black Hacker hat on. Screaming into the camera, pointing and yelling. The lady videotaping it had a huge smile on her face so i think she liked what she was getting but i have a bad habit of landing on the cutting room floor. In retrospect i should have said i […]

Gawd, last night after a couple of pitchers ole toad got up on stage. Last night’s song murder was Closer by NIN. If trent reznor had happened to be in memphis and happened to be walking down Madison and saw this, i gurantee you he would have walked inside. First the shock, “oh whoa this is a weird coicidence, then […]

i was very disappointed in the lack of expression as the lady at Target scanned my 3 bottles of generic unisom and beef jerky. A glance up, anything. But nothing. Gonna buy 4 bottles next time i go and see if that’s the magic number for a response. I wonder if someday so many people will be addicted to these […]