July 2005

July 25, 2005

lord of the bus stations

i had already drank a lot before i got to the bus station, this is purely unedited, ranting. it kinda goes a little down but it has a happy ending. like the wizard of oz. location: bust station in tampa state: not happy alllllright. my good friend bill from LA drove down to orlando to hangout. after several beers we […]
July 25, 2005

i am a failure at travel

short version missed train at 10:30am, ride with bill and keith back to tampa. wait 2 hours at bus station in tampa. take bus to miami, get here at 2:45am. it went back thru orlando. i saw orlando twice. alex is going to wake up tommorow and find me on his couch next to a bloody steak knife. i’ll post […]
July 23, 2005

orlando4

i woke up to the sound of bacon and eggs cooking. i wake up, wiping the sleep out of my eyes, that terrible hangover that you have for 15-20 minutes before you start drinking coffee or beer. swede hands me a tea cup of coffee, complete with the little dish underneath it, dunno what it’s called. i check email and […]
July 20, 2005

orlando1

well i got off the train, finished my last unisom bottle shot and laid on the bench. swede calls and says he’s on his way to the train station. i lay back and relax and wait for him to pick me up. i offer whiskey to the 3 women who are watching a portable dvd player. they decline. hate women. […]
July 20, 2005

miami 2-3 whatever

well im leaving miami this morning to go to orlando to visit my dear friend swede. i mapquest out my directions and call a cab to take me to the train station. it takes longer then expected to drive to the train station. i don’t have enough money. we stop at a gas station. my car refuses to give up […]
July 13, 2005

wait wtf is she listening to

i had to post about this, the story is spreading through aim so i better go ahead and get it on official record. valerie and i were coming home from the movies sunday and we pull up to a pretty large black woman, really feeling the music she’s listening to. a pause in our album hit and we hear what […]
July 5, 2005

timewarner cum tastes like peanuts

i call timewarner last week to get internet and cable hooked up at my new apartment in memphis. “oh i’m sorry, since the people who lived there before havn’t returned their equipment yet, you have to take a receipt from MLGW and your lease to one of our offices to prove you live there”. I drive downtown Friday to go […]