September 2005

September 29, 2005

don’t you know i’ll always be true

OH WON’T YOU COME WITH TOAD!!!! AND TAKE MY HAND1!!! OH WON’T JO00 COME WITH MEZ AND CODE THESE SITE! PLEASE CODE MY SITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE INNA GADDA DA WEBSITES, DON’T YOU KNOW THAT I’LL ALWAYS DRINK BOOZE
September 29, 2005

lolz

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September 29, 2005

toad mental image of the day

i think i understand why people like golf.  i got drunk as shit and drove a golfcart around a course.  i had the hacker hat on, my beer in between my legs…all that was missing was some tori amos and a one hitter and i was there. FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING WIN LOLZ
September 28, 2005

Lord Of The Pabst

So my friends Lynn and Dylan gave me this coupon for a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.  The distributor apparently was giving them to new orleans refugees and dylan and lynn are one of those people that don’t consider pabst to be beer. I do tho. I maps.google.com the distributor, ask the secretary if they are still accepting the […]
September 28, 2005

breaking the first rule of crackhore

Rule #1: do not update about things you have done which may anger your girlfriend without calling her first. Okay, yesterday Swede pasted me a forum post from disco productions, a forum in new orleans for "electronic music parties", etc.  A girl in new orleans who is working for voodoofest, which was in new orleans and will now be in […]
September 27, 2005

breaking the first rule of crackhore

Rule #1: do not update about things you have done which may anger your girlfriend without calling her first. Okay, yesterday Swede pasted me a forum post from disco productions, a forum in new orleans for "electronic music parties", etc.  A girl in new orleans who is working for voodoofest, which was in new orleans and will now be in […]
September 27, 2005

breaking the first rule of crackhore

Rule #1: do not update about things you have done which may anger your girlfriend without calling her first. Okay, yesterday Swede pasted me a forum post from disco productions, a forum in new orleans for "electronic music parties", etc.  A girl in new orleans who is working for voodoofest, which was in new orleans and will now be in […]
September 27, 2005

portishead – dummy

yeah so. just in case you don’t know.  listening to portishead for 2-3 days in a row will cause suicide. i don’t really consider myself a expert on music or depression.  i have my reasons why i’m sad but whatever.  just saying, this is some dark shit.  my resume of depressing music goes back pretty far.  *slides paper over*
September 26, 2005

um wow wtf

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