open wrists talk back again

last night i celebrated the death and resurrection of christ by drinking more beer….people are giving me more details about saturday.

apparently you’re not allowed to touch the strippers. no one ever told me that….except jesus….blah anyway…don’t touch them. thank you levi for taking care of me…and paying off that bouncer…..im not going to platinum anymore…valerie can have that bar too….

i really just want to chain myself to my desk to keep me from going out and performing my acts against christ. think im going to shower instead.

so i bought a wooden sword on saturday…..not sure why and what service it functions but i needed a sword.

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