July 2006

garage sale show up, buy something, drink. getting rid of everything, tvs, computers, furniture, it’s all gotta go. come over saturday http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=892+new+york+st+memphis+tn&ie=UTF8&ll=35.12226,-89.986954&spn=0.015726,0.048752&om=1 paste, come, drink, puke, get free shit. you are all welcome. even the ugly people stuff: LOTS of stolen signs, all with good stories white couch pink couch tv(big) bookshelf bed really nice wood dresser bed/mattress computer chair […]

Do not ignore me please, I found your email somewhere and now decided to awrite you. I am coming to your place in few weeks and thoughtb we can meet each other. Let me know if you do not minbbd. I am a nice pretty girl. Don’t reply to this email. Email me direclty at rfpfx@glorymorningz.com DO NOT IGNORE ME, […]

So Toad, we need to have a talk. You are not fufilling yourself with women lately. I frequently describe my romances with females lately as a plane, flying perfectly okay. Like the female totally might be into this, it looks like it’s going well. Then the engines start to sputter. The behind my date(plane) a nazi plane shows up. He […]

so im about to watch my pirated copy of clerks 2. my computer crashes and it reboots. then the power goes. fine, god, i won’t watch this, yet. marla and i go for a walk. we walk and walk. im about a block away when i see a squad car. i’m not that drunk but um, okay im drunk. the […]

so i need to find a home for my cat Sliver…..the house of mews is all full and i don’t want to take him to a kill shelter. I’m moving to new orleans in a 5 days and my parents hate cats. They’re going to watch marla until i get settled but i need to find either a temporary or […]

rachael and i were having bloody mary’s and lunch today and she came up with a good idea. she said i should write a updates about everyone i know here that i have unresolved issues with lots of people in memphis. so now im going write a series of updates directed directly at, well, you all.

well, i think im moving. i faxed in the signed off today and im about to start a really interesting job in new orleans. i can’t really talk about who exactly im working for out of fear of google but this is going to be a real change. looking at the future now it really makes me wonder whats going […]

Manufactura and Helltrash are kicking down the door of this boring-ass city and putting on a show that is guaranteed to split your eardrums. This all-ages performance is EXACTLY what Memphis needs!! And all you underaged bastards out there better cash in on your opportunity to see this kind of Mayhem in your formative years. If you’re lucky it’ll scar […]

I hate when strange rumors about this site get passed around. Apparently people have been talking about a “crackhead fishing” post that i don’t know anything about. Nothing. This website is about alcoholism, stalking and ficticious drug use. And most importantly, Jesus. The libel being performed against my site is unexecusable and i have contacted my lawyers to get this […]