October 2006

It’s weird when i look at it now. Ive freelanced for 6-7 years now, no paycheck, no office, no security, no idea what im going to do tomorrow, no idea where rent is coming from, etc. Now that i have a semi sturdy contract, all i do is fear the termination of my contract and scared of the comfortable life […]

So the other night my neighbors had a little party. All the neighbors from the street came over and ate bbq, drank to excess, hung out, stole things from the grocery store, etc. The girl across the street, who’s name i cannot recall except it starts with a J and has a X in it, has not learned the value […]

So Andy Boy calls me and asks for my address because he’s going to send me a article of clothing. He says i absolutely must post a picture of me wearing it on the site. He’s a little buzzed and accidently slips that it’s velvet. This oughta be good. I guess if you want a good update you gotta break […]

So ive been trying to make my cubicle more like home since im basically spending more time there then my apartment. I started by putting up a few stolen signs, which god knows i have a lot. Then it occurred to me that some of my bosses might find this offensive. Even tho i have never said these signs were […]

You know i probably need some hobbies or something when a shower curtain is my big update of the week. Good find, josh. Ive been pretty much sticking to my routine of work and absolutely nothing else. I worked saturday by myself which was great. Walking around the office without socks or shoes, shirt totally unbuttoned. Ruled, i need to […]

A lot of people won’t really think this is funny but i have seriously crowned myself the flash ninja at my new job. Literally. Like on the outside of our work coffin(cubicle) we have these little laminated sheets of paper with our job titles, name, and  logos of the subcontractors we work for. A few weeks ago i wrote FLASH […]

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of katrina I take a look at my site and realize there’s nothing left Cause I’ve been drinkin and smokingg so long that Even my clients thinks that my support is gone But I ain’t never designed a site that i didin’t invoice Me be treated like a contractor, you know […]