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strange
It’s weird when i look at it now. Ive freelanced for 6-7 years now, no paycheck, no office, no security, no idea what im going to do tomorrow, no idea where rent is coming from, etc. Now that i have a semi sturdy contract, all i do is fear the termination of my contract and…
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i am tact
So the other night my neighbors had a little party. All the neighbors from the street came over and ate bbq, drank to excess, hung out, stole things from the grocery store, etc. The girl across the street, who’s name i cannot recall except it starts with a J and has a X in it,…
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this oughta be good
So Andy Boy calls me and asks for my address because he’s going to send me a article of clothing. He says i absolutely must post a picture of me wearing it on the site. He’s a little buzzed and accidently slips that it’s velvet. This oughta be good. I guess if you want a…
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sharing the love
So ive been trying to make my cubicle more like home since im basically spending more time there then my apartment. I started by putting up a few stolen signs, which god knows i have a lot. Then it occurred to me that some of my bosses might find this offensive. Even tho i have…
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The Easy Hard
Okay, this was a damn good movie. Two robberies happen at the same place at the same time and shit just kinda blows up. Basically I’ve seen this type of movie a million times. It involves everything you expect from a robbery movie so it’s almost kinda predictable but the cast makes up for it.…
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You know i probably need some hobbies or something when a shower curtain is my big update of the week. Good find, josh. Ive been pretty much sticking to my routine of work and absolutely nothing else. I worked saturday by myself which was great. Walking around the office without socks or shoes, shirt totally…
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flash ninja
A lot of people won’t really think this is funny but i have seriously crowned myself the flash ninja at my new job. Literally. Like on the outside of our work coffin(cubicle) we have these little laminated sheets of paper with our job titles, name, and logos of the subcontractors we work for. A few…
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As I walk through the valley of the shadow of katrina I take a look at my site and realize there’s nothing left Cause I’ve been drinkin and smokingg so long that Even my clients thinks that my support is gone But I ain’t never designed a site that i didin’t invoice Me be treated…
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Levi’s home
Levi is back from his tour in Iraq. Thank god. Well, maybe not god. He took over some crackhore stuff with him, here are the pics.
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hehe
I really miss updating, i think i’m going to start crackhore back up again. Stay tuned, i need to write. Lots of crummy stories about office life which i think are amusing. Thats what this site has always been about, what i think is amusing. Anyway, stay tuned, going to start writing daily again. God…