February 2007

So last night i finally went out with Cara. We had talked a little bit online and finally set a time and place. I wake up yesterday and look at myself in the mirror. It is time for a haircut. If not for her, for the everyone else who has to look at me. Normally i would really really advise […]

So lately i’ve been hitting the internets really hard lately. I think i’m on like half a dozen different dating sites lusting over all which the world has to offer. It’s kinda funny tho cuz you actually see “regulars” on this “scene”. I’ve seen some of the same people on hotornot, craigslist and now plentyoffish. Really it’s actually kinda sad […]

wow. woke up in bed at 8pm. boots still on. no idea how i got home. i woke up and stumbled to the computer. now i might as well write about her since nothing matters anymore anyway. i’ve been talking to her a lot lately. like daily. talking to people at work about her. best part is she lives in […]

Well today is the last day of mardi gras…..i’m really ready for all of this to be over. Im not even sure if i have the energy to go out today and drink.

I like writing and talking about my misfortunes for some weird reason. I think it’s the inner Catholic or something, crackhore confessions. Yesterday i wasn’t even drunk and walked into the wrong bathroom at a resturant i go to frequently. Wtf dude. Apparently i walked out on a tab last week and now i can’t remember if i paid last […]

ScoutMassaToad: hmm dinner…brb linguistixgurl: i wanna be ur dinna ScoutMassaToad: wish you were ScoutMassaToad: you look a lot more appetizing then mr frozen pizza 🙁 ScoutMassaToad: but look which one is getting jerked off on 🙂 linguistixgurl: eww linguistixgurl: I ate vegetables, rice, and lo mein. linguistixgurl: wait.. linguistixgurl: What? ScoutMassaToad: *cough*

It’s nights like last night that make me wonder if this is a cursed land. I’m just waiting for the terrorists or our goverment saying it was terrorists, smuggles in a nuke to just finish this poor city off. It’s not like this city has really strong buildings anymore to soak up some of the weather. Just fema trailers and […]

So i browse that stupid site WAY too much more then any healthy individual. I usually just browse the New Orleans members but i occasionally i’ll use it to prove points. I was thinking the other day how great it would be to meet a girl who really liked mars volta. Mars volta and hotornot.com, i just described most of […]

Wow the first weekend of mardi gras is over and i feel like i got hit by a fucking bus. Could barely eat lunch. Friday i went downtown with 2 guys from work and threw shit off the balcony. This is until i decide to go walking around bourbon, hunting women folk. Apparently while i was gone, some super model […]