July 31, 2007
Brad Paisley – “Online” I work down at the Pizza Pit And I drive an old Hyundai I still live with my mom and dad I’m 5 foot 3 and overweight I’m a scifi fanatic A mild asthmatic And I’ve never been to second base But there’s whole ‘nother me That you need to see Go checkout MySpace ‘Cause online […]
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July 30, 2007
i know you might not understand this but i really care for you. everytime i think about filling up the bath tub with piping hot water and slitting my wrists, i don’t think about my parents, friends and co-workers how much it would hurt them. Nobody loves me, it’s true, not like you do. You’ve been there with me the […]
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July 26, 2007
so diversity day at work came and there was karaoke as promised. as soon as they asked for volunteers, the entire room of like 50 co-workers look at me. I walk calmly up on stage and select man and the mirror by michael jackson. i’m dancing around in front of the screen, screaming the lyrics, full stage show. by the […]
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July 23, 2007
so i just bought a roomba off of woot.com. I’m so excited, i can’t wait to sit here loaded watching my roomba sweep up marla hair. i’ve always wanted one of these things, can’t wait to see if it really works…. so afraid im going to come home one day from work to find the thing on it’s back with […]
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July 20, 2007
so i’ve already updated about the diversity day and the karaoke they are having. That’s just funny by default. The fact that i get to sing, sober, in front of my entire office is just priceless. People don’t get it, they don’t understand why im so excited. It’s going to be man in the mirrortastic. one other little thing they […]
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July 18, 2007
no more margaritas at superior during the week. showering off the sin, going to bed. and they come in every color and flavor the other shoe is going to drop really soon. i had a really unexpected visitor this week that might spoil every plan i have. i really hope nothing bad happens. i really do. like seriously….i want to […]
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July 17, 2007
lately ive been feeling really unmotivated to work on…anything. there really isn’t much to do on the main contract so i just kinda hangout. i worked about a hour or two today and it’s just so mind numbling that i don’t even mind doing it. i build a site for some random group of government people on some random government […]
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