April 2008

April 14, 2008

they see me browsing, they hating

i’m at a bar i frequent right now. i’m sitting here with a guy i’m building a site for, having a beer.  i’m clicking through hotornot and some stranger behind me says “you’re looking at hotornot?” i turn around laughing and say I HAVE MET A LOT OF QUALITY WOMEN OFF HOTORNOT, DON’T HATE MAN. and i have. and i […]
April 12, 2008

there is a web site over yonder

I GOT A BAD BAD BAD FEELING, MY TOADY DON’T UPDATE HERE NO MORE!!!@#$@#$@# god it’s getting later and later…i’m pretty much sober from my evening, almost want to walk to ms maes for a few whiskey’s…..that’s the worst and best idea i’ve ever had….i mean i don’t have anything i have to do tomorrow…i have $3, i could have […]
April 12, 2008

stalker

i’m fucking sick…i had 3 aim windows helping me stalk this web designer from maine…i’m just gonna come clean with her monday and say “hey, look, i’m attracted to you, are you on myspace, i need to know if you are married, have kids and weight over 200 lbs” i’m not gonna phrase it like that…or i hope so…. still, […]
April 10, 2008

my lips may promise

female web designers, developers, web hosts, all of it…so fucking hot… i’ve got a serious crush on this woman named susan that lives up north and runs a web business very similar to mine.  she isn’t quite as ghetto as me, has a office and doesn’t run her shit out of coffee shops but she was fascinated by my “business […]
April 10, 2008

good idea

a few days ago i apparently bent my debit card to where it’s basically about to snap into two pieces…which it did about 30 minutes ago at Subway. so now i’m debit card that is now in 2 pieces…i walk into a bar i’m a regular at..of course it’s not one of the 3 bartenders that know me very well…i […]
April 9, 2008

the line begins to blur

as many of my lovely viewers know, i work out of coffee shops and my apartment. there happens to be a restaurant about 5 feet from the coffee shop i work at. i basically go back and forth between the restaurant and the coffee shop, drinking beer at the restaurant and water at the coffee shop. i was just at […]
April 8, 2008

April 8, 2008

mars volta

god, saw mars volta last night at the house of blues…i cried. met the hottest girl in line, ended up watching the whole show with her and her friends…and didn’t get her number…with redheads it’s hit or miss and this was a hit…sigh, it just never occurred to me that i need to get in touch with her…. i realized […]
April 6, 2008

she was a sour girl the day she met me

what would you do…..what would you do if i followed you… yeah, things have gotten into a little pattern….jackie has been a big help…it’s nice having help…it all piles on me when i don’t notice, nice to have someone in my corner…she has a real pc and a real chair, i’ve duplicated myself…lets just hope she can work fast enough… […]